Anti Gooners preparing for Terrorist attacks
Anti Gooners seen organizing in tactical gear.
Disturbing act: Anti Gooner preparing their latest scheme.
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Reasons why you should donate to free this poor gooner from prison
- He's only guilty of supporting Arsenal and repping Gooner pride.
- No Gooner deserves to spend another matchday behind bars.
- Every donation brings him one step closer to freedom (and the next big match).
- Anti Goon Squad tactics have gone too far. Let's stand together!
- Imagine the smile when he swaps those bars for the stadium stands again.
Benefits of Donating
See your generosity in action! Donations help free our Gooners to enjoy life’s luxuries—like watching Arsenal on a yacht, stress-free.
Empower Gooners to stand tall and proud, wherever they go—even on the casino floor. Your support gives confidence to Gooners everywhere.
United, Gooners stay strong—your donations help us transform from helpless to heroic, ready to defend our pride!
Even former Anti Gooners can see the light—here's one we converted, now sitting with us and actively helping to free innocent Gooners!
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Who Are the Anti Goon Squad?
Leaked photo of a guard leading Gooner prisoners to a grim fate, showing the intimidation tactics of the Anti Gooners.
An Anti Gooner soldier walks away after a harsh sentence in the execution chambers.
The Anti Goon Squad operates like their own rogue country. While they call themselves a nation, most people consider them a terrorist organization due to their violent campaigns against Gooners. They are infamous for kidnappings, public executions, and brutal intimidation tactics, all aimed at striking fear into any supporter of Arsenal.
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Anti Goon Squad: Online & Real-World Activities
Propaganda in action: An Anti Gooner caught spreading fear and chaos—arming themselves and torching Gooner strongholds.
Squad formation: Anti Gooners posing in military gear in front of their threatening skull-emblazoned flag, ready to intimidate.
Escalating violence: A Gooner caught and handcuffed by Anti Gooners, their "NEVER" shirts on display—parodying the cruel mock trials that have become notorious online.
The Anti Goon Squad's activities blur the lines between online trolling and real-world threats—parody scenes like these highlight their obsession with intimidation and spectacle. Their campaigns are infamous for blending militaristic posturing, propaganda, and cruel jokes, but together, we expose and resist such tactics.
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How Gooners Respond
United we stand! Here, the Gooner Army—brave smurfs in uniform—march together, proudly flying the banner of resistance and hope. Their spirit can't be broken.
The legendary GOON ARMY rescue SUV: This armored vehicle was used to save over 500 innocent smurfs from Anti Gooner captivity before being put out of commission. Its legacy lives on!
No matter how severe the intimidation, Gooners never give up. From organized rescue missions and proud displays of unity, to spreading positivity across social media, we answer hate with courage, support, and good humor. Together, we ensure that no Gooner stands alone against the Anti Goon Squad!
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What Can You Do?
- Stand together—support Gooners online and offline, and never let anyone feel alone.
- Report hate, intimidation, and harassment wherever you see it—your voice makes a difference.
- Spread awareness: share facts, positive stories, and unite our community against negativity.
- Organize and participate in supportive events, from game day meetups to online campaigns.
- Educate friends about the truth behind Anti Goon Squad tactics—dispel fear with facts, and kindness.
Learn More: TikTok Awareness
See how Gooners stand up on TikTok: